Ronny
Wolpertinger

Ronny Dillenberger

Freshly blow-dried, washed with every trick, and toweled dry: That's what our Ronny used to be like. Known as a model student and mother-in-law's favorite, he underwent a terrifying metamorphosis during his adolescence. After a brief abduction by aliens from the planet "Malzus Bierus", he was unrecognizable, singing raunchy shanties and harassing stray dogs. Through grotesque detours, which we won't go into here, he eventually joined the vagabonds of the "Wolpus Erectus" tribe, was redomesticated, and is now responsible for drinking up the leftovers.